BC Weekend

"I was the party favor, he's playing pinata with my scrotum." -Borden

"Here's my story on how I first found out Andy has intestinal problems." -Rachel, Borden's girlfriend

"Booter knows Matt Damon in the Biblical sense?" -Snow's dad
"Brock must be so jealous." -Snow's mom

"It looks like a big American wang." -Sean

"I was still on the teabag-my-balls." -Erin

"Avoid Hell Repellent. Go To Heaven." -how I read a billboard that read "Avoid Hell. Repent." etc

"I don't want the cheesy walking-around-with-penis-stirrers-in-my-drink bachelorette party." -Erin

"Shrinkage!" -Snow's mom

"For every three law students that graduate, one person dies." -Prof. Gunn, ND Law

"Apparently efficacy means sparkling up my nose." -Snow

"Erin, are you ok?" -Snow
"I fell down!" -Erin
"I know, are you ok?"
"I'm drunk!"

"That's the reason he proposed tonight: I wore my pushup bra." -Erin

"Stupid cab. Hate them forever. Revenge and murder for everyone. Time to put on some underwear." -Snow

"F--- you, Snow. Just cause you don't have hair doesn't mean other people do." -Sean

"Who are you talking to?" -me during the BC game
"My sausage." -Sean

"You're my fiance, not my friend." -Snow to Erin

"When your liver fails, your pee goes cold." -Borden