"Hey, ships!" - New Years 04-05
"I don't want to sit down! I'm better standing!" -Erin
"Well, I had bloomers, but they ripped." - Sean
What Erin asked me - "I want a cookie, do you want a cookie?"
What Snow thought she asked me - "I want a quickie, do you want a quickie?"
"These are made with peanut butter, so you can't make out with Booter." -Erin to Snow
"I'm a little concerned about anything involving the phrase 'master plan.'" -me
"At least it's not 'masturbate.'" -Snow
"That was so easy you shouldn't have gone for it... just like masturbating." -Sean
"I just had two bad hair days in a row so I was kinda worried about it, but I think it'll be ok." -Sean
"Did you just proposition me?" -Snow
"No, your fiance." -Sean
"You cocktease!" -Snow
"Hey, you had your chance." -Sean
"I had my head in the duck's ass!" -Erin
Sean picks up pliers, turns to Snow:
"Where's your nipples?"
"Huff the magic dragon?" -me
"Lives far away!" -Erin
"'by the sea,' honey!" -Snow
"If I had the munchies, I'd eat Piglet before I'd eat Pooh." -Erin
"It wasn't the first Buffy trip, it just turned into that." -Sean
"It's retrospective, it's like the First Battle of Bull Run." -me
Introducing "Cleveland Rocks" on the power hour CD:
"This is for Crowley. It's in honor of... Caiti K." -Sean
"Dammit! I thought this was Kiss!" -me
"I can't handle this, let's go to where they play Bon Jovi!" -Ashley
"I like this high-table thing." -Erin
"I feel endowed." -Sean
"Oh my god, my ass is sore for some reason." -Erin
"Ewww, you taste bad!" -Erin
"I'm so glad that was enough to cover my tongue and give me the sweet taste of champagne!" -Ashley
"Don't play with my belly, I have to go potty." -Erin
"I remember a lot of... action going on around here." -Sean
"Oh boy." -Ashley
"Are your boobs squishier?" -Sean
(feels) "Yeah." -Erin
"You should probably elaborate on 'those two things you showed me.'" -Erin
"Dammit, I just put them away." -Me
"I swear some of the church wine is sherry. When I get it I feel like I want to boot." -Sean
"Do not vomit the blood of Christ!" -Snow
"That was the night I learned what a catheter is." -Sean
"There's all this warm air in between my legs! It's really hot!" -Erin
"I can't molest you, scoot over!" -Erin
"Yeah, I'm a spooner... except with Crowley." -Sean
"You killed Booter!" -Snow
"I know CPR!" -Ashley
"No, no more CPR! You did that last night." -Snow
"You cannot resuscitate my balls." -Sean
"She's a little bit country, I'm a little bit rock and roll..." -Snow singing
"What's that from?" -Sean
"The Osmonds." -me
"I don't watch the Osbournes." -Sean
"Cathode ray tube!" -Sean
"Dork." -Ashley
"He shaved his head down to the skin. He looks like he's going to mug and rape people. But he doesn't, he's really nice." -Courtney
"Yeah, but Booter doesn't smell, and he's looking very sexy in my pants." -Erin
"Ashley just weebled and wobbled but she didn't fall down." -Erin
"'Halloweener'? That's great." -Sean
"Haha, 'weener.' ...Haha, 'poopsmith.'" -Erin
"Ok, there was a room that used to be a chapel..." -Sean
"Did people hook up in there?" -Erin
"...I did."
"Alright, I was gonna be nice but for the rest of the night you're my bitch." -Snow
"I'm your BI-atch." -Sean
"Maybe you should shower last. Or is today going to be one of your multiple-poo days?" -Snow
"Oh, burn in hell." -Snow when he saw me writing down the multiple-poo comment.
"Who wants a sandwich?" -Ashley
"I'll have raw meat." -Sean
"I was taking a drink and playing poker." -Ashley
"Did you bet your pants and raise your top?" -Sean
"Squeeze, no... If you close it and then squeeze it won't..." -Sean
"I didn't shake it!" -Ashley
"Oh, I get to sleep in the pooh sheets!" -Ash
"He secretes peanut oil, be careful." -Erin
"Did you just say he secretes penis oil?" -Ashley
"I'm gonna fart in a minute... ok, I did." -Erin
"Dude, don't disturb my slumber, it stinks like ass out there!" -Sean
"You'd better hope I don't fart again!" -Erin
"Say what?" -Snow
"Your mother?" -Sean
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Motherfucker." -Erin
And finally... the Pictionary-related material:
"You didn't get 'Bible!'" -me
"I know, I'm a baaaaad Lutheran." -Ashley
"Pedophilia with a glove!" -the closest we came to guessing "Michael Jackson"
"Dude, why does Texas look like a ballsack?" -Snow
"Titanic!" -Snow
"Women & children first!" -me
"No children!" -Ashley
"Women!" -Snow
"Men!" -Erin
"SEAMEN!" -Ashley
(nobody stops laughing before time runs out)
"...because I was thinking penis, penis, penis, CHAINSAW!" -Snow
"Well, I had bloomers, but they ripped." - Sean
What Erin asked me - "I want a cookie, do you want a cookie?"
What Snow thought she asked me - "I want a quickie, do you want a quickie?"
"These are made with peanut butter, so you can't make out with Booter." -Erin to Snow
"I'm a little concerned about anything involving the phrase 'master plan.'" -me
"At least it's not 'masturbate.'" -Snow
"That was so easy you shouldn't have gone for it... just like masturbating." -Sean
"I just had two bad hair days in a row so I was kinda worried about it, but I think it'll be ok." -Sean
"Did you just proposition me?" -Snow
"No, your fiance." -Sean
"You cocktease!" -Snow
"Hey, you had your chance." -Sean
"I had my head in the duck's ass!" -Erin
Sean picks up pliers, turns to Snow:
"Where's your nipples?"
"Huff the magic dragon?" -me
"Lives far away!" -Erin
"'by the sea,' honey!" -Snow
"If I had the munchies, I'd eat Piglet before I'd eat Pooh." -Erin
"It wasn't the first Buffy trip, it just turned into that." -Sean
"It's retrospective, it's like the First Battle of Bull Run." -me
Introducing "Cleveland Rocks" on the power hour CD:
"This is for Crowley. It's in honor of... Caiti K." -Sean
"Dammit! I thought this was Kiss!" -me
"I can't handle this, let's go to where they play Bon Jovi!" -Ashley
"I like this high-table thing." -Erin
"I feel endowed." -Sean
"Oh my god, my ass is sore for some reason." -Erin
"Ewww, you taste bad!" -Erin
"I'm so glad that was enough to cover my tongue and give me the sweet taste of champagne!" -Ashley
"Don't play with my belly, I have to go potty." -Erin
"I remember a lot of... action going on around here." -Sean
"Oh boy." -Ashley
"Are your boobs squishier?" -Sean
(feels) "Yeah." -Erin
"You should probably elaborate on 'those two things you showed me.'" -Erin
"Dammit, I just put them away." -Me
"I swear some of the church wine is sherry. When I get it I feel like I want to boot." -Sean
"Do not vomit the blood of Christ!" -Snow
"That was the night I learned what a catheter is." -Sean
"There's all this warm air in between my legs! It's really hot!" -Erin
"I can't molest you, scoot over!" -Erin
"Yeah, I'm a spooner... except with Crowley." -Sean
"You killed Booter!" -Snow
"I know CPR!" -Ashley
"No, no more CPR! You did that last night." -Snow
"You cannot resuscitate my balls." -Sean
"She's a little bit country, I'm a little bit rock and roll..." -Snow singing
"What's that from?" -Sean
"The Osmonds." -me
"I don't watch the Osbournes." -Sean
"Cathode ray tube!" -Sean
"Dork." -Ashley
"He shaved his head down to the skin. He looks like he's going to mug and rape people. But he doesn't, he's really nice." -Courtney
"Yeah, but Booter doesn't smell, and he's looking very sexy in my pants." -Erin
"Ashley just weebled and wobbled but she didn't fall down." -Erin
"'Halloweener'? That's great." -Sean
"Haha, 'weener.' ...Haha, 'poopsmith.'" -Erin
"Ok, there was a room that used to be a chapel..." -Sean
"Did people hook up in there?" -Erin
"...I did."
"Alright, I was gonna be nice but for the rest of the night you're my bitch." -Snow
"I'm your BI-atch." -Sean
"Maybe you should shower last. Or is today going to be one of your multiple-poo days?" -Snow
"Oh, burn in hell." -Snow when he saw me writing down the multiple-poo comment.
"Who wants a sandwich?" -Ashley
"I'll have raw meat." -Sean
"I was taking a drink and playing poker." -Ashley
"Did you bet your pants and raise your top?" -Sean
"Squeeze, no... If you close it and then squeeze it won't..." -Sean
"I didn't shake it!" -Ashley
"Oh, I get to sleep in the pooh sheets!" -Ash
"He secretes peanut oil, be careful." -Erin
"Did you just say he secretes penis oil?" -Ashley
"I'm gonna fart in a minute... ok, I did." -Erin
"Dude, don't disturb my slumber, it stinks like ass out there!" -Sean
"You'd better hope I don't fart again!" -Erin
"Say what?" -Snow
"Your mother?" -Sean
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Motherfucker." -Erin
And finally... the Pictionary-related material:
"You didn't get 'Bible!'" -me
"I know, I'm a baaaaad Lutheran." -Ashley
"Pedophilia with a glove!" -the closest we came to guessing "Michael Jackson"
"Dude, why does Texas look like a ballsack?" -Snow
"Titanic!" -Snow
"Women & children first!" -me
"No children!" -Ashley
"Women!" -Snow
"Men!" -Erin
"SEAMEN!" -Ashley
(nobody stops laughing before time runs out)
"...because I was thinking penis, penis, penis, CHAINSAW!" -Snow
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