Here Goes Nothing

I've been piling up these quotes for a long time now, but until this weekend all anybody ever saw of them was what made it into my profile on instant messenger. After a bit of encouragement, I'm going to try posting it all here so people can see it all at once...

Two caveats, though: first, a lot of what got written down was raunchy either in or out of context, so it's your own responsibility not to get offended. And second, if I'm not totally sure people will be ok with their name being attached to their own words (or if I think it'll get them in too much trouble) the quotes will be posted uncredited. If you want your name stripped from something, let me know.