"So what are you doing tonight?" - Washington DC, Oct. 21-23
text from Booter:
One more day until operation: annihilate liver. oh, and snow and erin getting hitched happens sometime too
"And then I can do your thingy that you did to me." -Sean
"I've got about eight bottles of Grey Goose on my shelf at home." -Tom
"F--- you!" -Eric
Eric looking at quotes I'd saved:
"You even wrote down the time of day?!" -Eric
"Those are my flights." -me
"Oh Jeff, take my pants off. I want to straddle you and make your beaver my face." -Borden
"I went to public school." -Jeff
"And look where it got you." -me
"Married." -Sean
"My mind is in the gutter. I saw Moby Dick and I started laughing." -Sean
"On the children's menu?!" -me
later, after the girls had arrived
"Why are you laughing?" -Sean
"I just looked at the children's menu again." -me
"Oh, is there anything good on there?" -Ashley
nobody replies, but all the guys laugh
"People don't put nuts in soup." -Sean
"Oral exams are hard." -Ashley
"It's a lot of pressure!" -ESnow
"Aw, dude, it's that stuff that you can't eat!" -Sean about dessicants
"The dog likes it in the can, I know this." -Borden
Borden relays his voicemails:
"The dog looks like it's going to-"
"The dog just shit on the bathmat."
"The dog just shit on the carpet and I think it has diarrhea."
"What the hell have you been feeding the dog?"
"...'cause every time I bend over I get something poking me in the back." -Erin
"Write that down!" -Eric
"I said back, not butt!" -Erin
"Crowley, give her a Moby Dick right now." -Eric
"Ok guys, in two minutes we'll be going into the other room, and all the bars in there won't open until 8." -Tom addressing the room
"Ooooooooh." -Booter, clearly audible
"Something about women - southern girls just don't like having their anuses referred to as turd-cutters." -Borden
"I felt like a pregnant hooker in that dress." -Lauren
"I know, you looked like a pregnant hooker too." -Anne
"I play both sides. I give him ideas and you weapons." -me
"Thank you, f-ing Reagan." -Booter
"Yeah, but I didn't drink out of the coffee pot." -Snow
"You drank out of the coffee pot." -me
"Did I? F-." -Snow
"That's the kind of woman you can't piss on." -Borden
"There were those pyramid things that serve some sort of... function." -Ashley
"I'm pretty sure they're skylights." -Erin
"When you're drunk it looks like Egypt."
One more day until operation: annihilate liver. oh, and snow and erin getting hitched happens sometime too
"And then I can do your thingy that you did to me." -Sean
"I've got about eight bottles of Grey Goose on my shelf at home." -Tom
"F--- you!" -Eric
Eric looking at quotes I'd saved:
"You even wrote down the time of day?!" -Eric
"Those are my flights." -me
"Oh Jeff, take my pants off. I want to straddle you and make your beaver my face." -Borden
"I went to public school." -Jeff
"And look where it got you." -me
"Married." -Sean
"My mind is in the gutter. I saw Moby Dick and I started laughing." -Sean
"On the children's menu?!" -me
later, after the girls had arrived
"Why are you laughing?" -Sean
"I just looked at the children's menu again." -me
"Oh, is there anything good on there?" -Ashley
nobody replies, but all the guys laugh
"People don't put nuts in soup." -Sean
"Oral exams are hard." -Ashley
"It's a lot of pressure!" -ESnow
"Aw, dude, it's that stuff that you can't eat!" -Sean about dessicants
"The dog likes it in the can, I know this." -Borden
Borden relays his voicemails:
"The dog looks like it's going to-"
"The dog just shit on the bathmat."
"The dog just shit on the carpet and I think it has diarrhea."
"What the hell have you been feeding the dog?"
"...'cause every time I bend over I get something poking me in the back." -Erin
"Write that down!" -Eric
"I said back, not butt!" -Erin
"Crowley, give her a Moby Dick right now." -Eric
"Ok guys, in two minutes we'll be going into the other room, and all the bars in there won't open until 8." -Tom addressing the room
"Ooooooooh." -Booter, clearly audible
"Something about women - southern girls just don't like having their anuses referred to as turd-cutters." -Borden
"I felt like a pregnant hooker in that dress." -Lauren
"I know, you looked like a pregnant hooker too." -Anne
"I play both sides. I give him ideas and you weapons." -me
"Thank you, f-ing Reagan." -Booter
"Yeah, but I didn't drink out of the coffee pot." -Snow
"You drank out of the coffee pot." -me
"Did I? F-." -Snow
"That's the kind of woman you can't piss on." -Borden
"There were those pyramid things that serve some sort of... function." -Ashley
"I'm pretty sure they're skylights." -Erin
"When you're drunk it looks like Egypt."
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