Updates - Start of the Year 'til St. Patrick's Day

"Fantabulous time. The party at the Plaza was great. The company was great. The evenings were great. The drinking was probably too great but come on, it's New Years' and everyone needs a couple of bottles of wine per night, right?" -Snow's blog after New Years'

"This chapter will be important if you're taking more statistics after this. if you're not, it's kind of a pain-in-the-ass chapter... They'll censor that for the video students, they won't let that go out." -Kvam, probability prof.

"She said, I would appreciate it if you would not impugn my integrity, and I was like oooh, gonna have to look that up later. I'm not sure what it means, but I think it means to take a shit on." -Pat

"I'm gonna have to make this turn before I continue this story, 'cause I can't talk and think at the same time." -Kristine

"I think there's a typo... Nagative?" -Michael
"No, I'm trying to be southern! Hah do ya spayell nagative dahn heyah? ...I'm not sorry if I offended anyone, by the way." -Kvam

Sean: lol, we did it on a kitchen table

"Oooh, that's a little... almost Satanic, isn't it? But I always expected the markings of the beast would come somewhere in stochastic processes." -Kvam

I said: "You totally missed out on weather today."
Gina heard: "I totally sat on your mother today."

"I'm getting high." -Kristin K.
"You mean vocally?" -Gina
"Yeah, vocally."

"It's bad luck when I have two mistakes on consecutive slides. It means I was either sleeping or drinking when I was making those slides." -Kvam

"Oh, who's from Jersey now?!?" -Marco, after I finally put on a sweatshirt in the cold
"He is." -Ben B.
"That didn't work. The words in my head didn't match the words that were coming out of my mouth."
"What were the words in your head?" -me
"I forget."

"Look at this, look at the size of this and what I have to do to get it in my mouth! It's so big!" -Gina

"Man, why can't Connecticut be in the middle of nowhere?" -Spam
"Just go to China Lake, that's in the middle of nowhere." -Joe
"Yeah, but they don't have internet access."

"I'm gonna be like Ricky Henderson now and refer to myself in the third person: Paul taught the class well. Paul stole a base." -Kvam

"...so how many ways can we pair man-woman couples? And I put man-woman because some of you aren't from Georgia and don't understand state laws... am I risking getting censured by anybody here?" -Kvam

Snow: i just spent the evening at dinner with dick cheney and the former president of spain
Snow: ....and drank heavily

Kat: I figure I'd make a good assassin if I ever managed to rationalize killing people

"The vectors are sort of inbred, if you will." -Olds

Kat: spiked blood
Kat: mmm

"Yeah, type-II diabetes is for suckers." -Mark

"It's not about the rate of drinking, it's about the rate of f-ing drunken-ness!" -Bjorn

"I have to say, he wasn't up there as long but he swallowed it all, he swallowed it all!" -Rebecca

"F- you, piggy, you can't touch my balls!" -Matt

"This f-ing f----t-ass decides to f-ing tackle me while I've got f-ing wine in my hand, this f----t-ass-bitch!" -Matt

"Your sorry ass better be getting hammered off its ass, that's all I have to say about that. Happy St. Patrick's day, bro." -Snow

"A little heavy? This makes (guy I don't know)'s girlfriend look like a stick! Oooh, fat flower girl!" -Tara