Utah 2009
"No, I wouldn't rape you, I'd just come cuddle." - R to J
"I can't brain today. I have the dumb." -R
"I don't know how to get it up." - J
"Well, before she laid with me..." - R
"T, I need jizz in my pants." -J
"Oh yeah, I forgot I had that." -T
"I also brought strippers." -B
"Don't send it to Mars. I have no use for pretty things on Mars." -J skyping with her mom
"But you wake me up for your shit... just wait 'til the morning! I'll flush it for you!" - J
"As you were putting my suit on and I was trying to hold still, I thought, D's shirt has a buttcrack." -R
"Would you like to touch my butt?" -R to J
"I'm Jizz. Jizz the radio god." -J
"T, I'm not sleeping with you if you don't let me in the room." -R
"J is trying REALLY hard to get everyone in her bed." - B
"Aloe and cucumber. It's what WHORES smell like." - T
"Do you want me to make you smell like a whore? Do you want to be a whore? We can teach you how." - R to T
"I'm really good at it." - J
"There's this statue of a girl in Grand Junction, up against the wall like THIS, just ASKING to be violated." -R
"Here, this was in my bed." - J
"I'm not touching that." -D
"No, it's not lube, it's tears." -J
"I'm so JEALOUS of you, I'm gonna come SLEEP with you!" -R to J
"I don't really want to search google images, because the term we're looking for is perfect cleavage." - R about muscovite
J walks in, sticks the "grier" nametag to T
"That's right, I WANT Grier on me." -T
"If anyone's curious, I had a GREAT pee." -J
"I can't believe she took the last apple cobbler! That little bitch! I'm gonna have to f- her up!" - J
"If you go, we're gonna have to call you radio bitch all the time." - T to J
"At least I'm not the cobbler bitch." - J
"But you wanted to be." -D
"What AC/DC songs do you have?" -R
"Do you have big balls?" -T
"No. probably not." -B
"I'm just gonna skip the small stuff and do it, so..." -R
"By the way, I woke up in the middle of the night last night, looked up, and grier was in bed with me." -J
"My nose tastes of carbonation." -T
"It dribbles down your chin and feels good" - J
"God bless you." -B
"God bless you again." -B
"I'm oozing." -J
"...and sprouts sounds too much like what I feed my rabbits." -R
"I love sprouts!" -J, high
"...ok."
"I can't find Mars!" -J
"Look out the window." -B
"No, the polar bear." -T
"I ate him." -T
"I FOUND HIM!" -J
"Apparently I didn't eat him hard enough." -T
"You just need to form a tight seal around the lip with your mouth and suck hard." - J
"Easy open my ass." - E
"She can put a lot in her mouth at once, it's pretty impressive." -J about R
"Is suck a swear word?" -B
"My mom would say yes, but she's gotten better about that." -D
"My nose is still, like, a big bubble of shit." -J
"Health and safety officer t says: dying is not cool!" -T
"I will beat you with the pope!" -B, trying to say pole
"Everyone stop hitting T, I can feel the hole! ...maybe my fingers are just wet." -J
"B, B, can you wet your fingers and come over here?"
"Do I really act like that all the time?" -J
"YES." - everybody else
"He karate kicked me in the boob." -J about T
"Does anyone want to touch my absorbent patch? I wanna see what it looks like. Feels kinda grimy." -J about her traveljohn
"What are you doing?" - J, to R duct taping her leg
"I don't know yet." -R
"Can everyone stop using the internet so I can go on facebook?" -J
"Quote quote quote, quote quote quote, quote reBECca, quote reBECCA" -J, while rubbing her ass on her
"T, B's sitting on me..." -J
"I'll get it up for you, and you can take it!" -J
"Well, don't suck on it." -E
"I think I'm gonna go baby-wipe myself." -R
"Whoooo... kinda wish I had one of crotchless ones now." -R
"I used to have to suck on it in high school, just suck it down before performances." -J about honey
"I'm cold and I hate Tech." -J
"Go put your pants on." -R
"Now I know why the king's name is Lucky. It is because Death fears him as the music industry fears piracy." - Singh is Kingh
"I don't think they're gay, just Indian." -T
"Oh my god, I get so many emails. I'm like, I'm on Mars, f-ers! F- off!" -J
"Your computer just took a dump. It says so right there." - R to me
"Health is not my concern." - T, health & safety officer
"I'm not wearing ANY panties!" -T
"Oh, geez, it's grown since last night." - B about E's facebook wall
"It got all sticky now, but I can't stop touching it." -J
R bursts out of her room after disappearing for 10 minutes to write an email
"Why the f- does answer have a W?!" -R
"The only time I was useful there was when the cheetah escaped." - J
"Did it get hard, T?" -J
"No." -T
"I mean literally, you guys can grab my ass. I have NO ass." -J
"I honestly think we should take Grier up to (the) ridge and leave her." -J
"I got paint on me, but it looks like jizz." -J
"I think I have a problem keeping my pants on." -R
T tells B about the "she sells C shells" limerick
"Boooooo. And you guys made fun of me for 'cattle-litic converter'" -B
"We're making love smells." -J, about R's coconut hand lotion
"Yes, but I'm ALLERGIC to your love smells." -E
"Wow, you got a lot better looking than you ever were!" - J to a guy's facebook profile
"That's... Lance Armstrong" -me
"I really wish I could kiss him [nph]." -J
"Oh, you could kiss him, he just wouldn't enjoy it." -me
"Just remember, he'd always enjoy kissing me more." -T
"Maybe this will sound shallow, but Neil Patrick Harris could do better." -R
"Maybe he has a great personality." - me
"Maybe he has a huge dong." -J
"I can't brain today. I have the dumb." -R
"I don't know how to get it up." - J
"Well, before she laid with me..." - R
"T, I need jizz in my pants." -J
"Oh yeah, I forgot I had that." -T
"I also brought strippers." -B
"Don't send it to Mars. I have no use for pretty things on Mars." -J skyping with her mom
"But you wake me up for your shit... just wait 'til the morning! I'll flush it for you!" - J
"As you were putting my suit on and I was trying to hold still, I thought, D's shirt has a buttcrack." -R
"Would you like to touch my butt?" -R to J
"I'm Jizz. Jizz the radio god." -J
"T, I'm not sleeping with you if you don't let me in the room." -R
"J is trying REALLY hard to get everyone in her bed." - B
"Aloe and cucumber. It's what WHORES smell like." - T
"Do you want me to make you smell like a whore? Do you want to be a whore? We can teach you how." - R to T
"I'm really good at it." - J
"There's this statue of a girl in Grand Junction, up against the wall like THIS, just ASKING to be violated." -R
"Here, this was in my bed." - J
"I'm not touching that." -D
"No, it's not lube, it's tears." -J
"I'm so JEALOUS of you, I'm gonna come SLEEP with you!" -R to J
"I don't really want to search google images, because the term we're looking for is perfect cleavage." - R about muscovite
J walks in, sticks the "grier" nametag to T
"That's right, I WANT Grier on me." -T
"If anyone's curious, I had a GREAT pee." -J
"I can't believe she took the last apple cobbler! That little bitch! I'm gonna have to f- her up!" - J
"If you go, we're gonna have to call you radio bitch all the time." - T to J
"At least I'm not the cobbler bitch." - J
"But you wanted to be." -D
"What AC/DC songs do you have?" -R
"Do you have big balls?" -T
"No. probably not." -B
"I'm just gonna skip the small stuff and do it, so..." -R
"By the way, I woke up in the middle of the night last night, looked up, and grier was in bed with me." -J
"My nose tastes of carbonation." -T
"It dribbles down your chin and feels good" - J
"God bless you." -B
"God bless you again." -B
"I'm oozing." -J
"...and sprouts sounds too much like what I feed my rabbits." -R
"I love sprouts!" -J, high
"...ok."
"I can't find Mars!" -J
"Look out the window." -B
"No, the polar bear." -T
"I ate him." -T
"I FOUND HIM!" -J
"Apparently I didn't eat him hard enough." -T
"You just need to form a tight seal around the lip with your mouth and suck hard." - J
"Easy open my ass." - E
"She can put a lot in her mouth at once, it's pretty impressive." -J about R
"Is suck a swear word?" -B
"My mom would say yes, but she's gotten better about that." -D
"My nose is still, like, a big bubble of shit." -J
"Health and safety officer t says: dying is not cool!" -T
"I will beat you with the pope!" -B, trying to say pole
"Everyone stop hitting T, I can feel the hole! ...maybe my fingers are just wet." -J
"B, B, can you wet your fingers and come over here?"
"Do I really act like that all the time?" -J
"YES." - everybody else
"He karate kicked me in the boob." -J about T
"Does anyone want to touch my absorbent patch? I wanna see what it looks like. Feels kinda grimy." -J about her traveljohn
"What are you doing?" - J, to R duct taping her leg
"I don't know yet." -R
"Can everyone stop using the internet so I can go on facebook?" -J
"Quote quote quote, quote quote quote, quote reBECca, quote reBECCA" -J, while rubbing her ass on her
"T, B's sitting on me..." -J
"I'll get it up for you, and you can take it!" -J
"Well, don't suck on it." -E
"I think I'm gonna go baby-wipe myself." -R
"Whoooo... kinda wish I had one of crotchless ones now." -R
"I used to have to suck on it in high school, just suck it down before performances." -J about honey
"I'm cold and I hate Tech." -J
"Go put your pants on." -R
"Now I know why the king's name is Lucky. It is because Death fears him as the music industry fears piracy." - Singh is Kingh
"I don't think they're gay, just Indian." -T
"Oh my god, I get so many emails. I'm like, I'm on Mars, f-ers! F- off!" -J
"Your computer just took a dump. It says so right there." - R to me
"Health is not my concern." - T, health & safety officer
"I'm not wearing ANY panties!" -T
"Oh, geez, it's grown since last night." - B about E's facebook wall
"It got all sticky now, but I can't stop touching it." -J
R bursts out of her room after disappearing for 10 minutes to write an email
"Why the f- does answer have a W?!" -R
"The only time I was useful there was when the cheetah escaped." - J
"Did it get hard, T?" -J
"No." -T
"I mean literally, you guys can grab my ass. I have NO ass." -J
"I honestly think we should take Grier up to (the) ridge and leave her." -J
"I got paint on me, but it looks like jizz." -J
"I think I have a problem keeping my pants on." -R
T tells B about the "she sells C shells" limerick
"Boooooo. And you guys made fun of me for 'cattle-litic converter'" -B
"We're making love smells." -J, about R's coconut hand lotion
"Yes, but I'm ALLERGIC to your love smells." -E
"Wow, you got a lot better looking than you ever were!" - J to a guy's facebook profile
"That's... Lance Armstrong" -me
"I really wish I could kiss him [nph]." -J
"Oh, you could kiss him, he just wouldn't enjoy it." -me
"Just remember, he'd always enjoy kissing me more." -T
"Maybe this will sound shallow, but Neil Patrick Harris could do better." -R
"Maybe he has a great personality." - me
"Maybe he has a huge dong." -J
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