"Hey Frank Gehry! Like curvilinear forms much?" - Los Angeles, July 28 - August 1
"Oh my god, this is gonna be a quote weekend, isn't it?" -Booter
"Ok, she's not bleeding. Well, calm her down and have her sit down." -Snow on the phone to Ashley after he'd been in LA and gotten five voicemails from his very drunk fiance and her friends
"Oh, yeah, my sister's bed used to do this all the time." -me while trying to fix Booter's bed when the slats fell out from under it
Talking about the upcoming Transformers live-action movie:
"Produced by Steven Spielberg."
"That's gonna be cool."
"...but directed by Michael Bay."
"Aw, shit's gonna blow up!"
"Thrust, thrust..." -Snow describing revue dancing
"Fifteen-year-old or forty-year-old?" -cups question
Snow & Matthias both pause to consider for over ten seconds
During some ill-conceived 1-on-1-on-1 cups at the end of the night:
"For the record! With my left hand! I got two!" -Booter
"So did I!" -Snow
"My cups are dancing." -me
"And then you rub it. Oh god that's awkward." -Sean
"I remember puking, I just don't know where." -Snow
"I'm gonna get out from between you two. It's like the reverse of a momma bear and her cub." -me stepping away from a full-cups challenge
"Dude, you spooged yourself." -Snow
"Screw you, my hands were wet." -me
"Crowley, I'm giving it to you!" -Booter
"It's not me you're giving it to." -me
"I just burped up vomit, but that just made me feel better." -Booter
About Caitlin Kennelly:
"You called her back, you propositioned her." -Snow
"I always proposition her." -Sean
"We could get Snow a prostitute... or we could get a bottle of wine to take home to Erin." -Brock
"Wine is, in truth, the only antidote to the bane of whiskey." -Thomas Jefferson, quoted on the wall of the store where we did wine tasting
"He more or less stalked her." -me
"Did he?" -Sean
"Well... more or less."
"Snow, you're giving me that look... that look that says Why did you bring Liz home again?" -Sean
"My water for the evening has most definitely been broken." -Brock
"How would you describe your sex life?" -Brock
"...vigorous?" -Snow
"I have no idea how this relates to you." -me to Dean
"Anal sex." -Dean
"I've been drunk every night this week except for Tuesday." -Sean
"I'm still homo... heterosexual." -Booter
"I smell Booter." -Jess
"I thought you said you got banned from Piccadilly." -Booter
"'Allo, mate! G'day! ...also Australia." -Brock
Describing why he trailed off mid-story:
"I got lost in the Journey, man..." -Snow
"Ow, that's hot!" -Jess after Dean bit her
"How could he have a clitoris? He's a boy." -Jess
"It's ok, as long as my ass is protected now. There were a lot of ass-grabbers over there." -Ronnie
"Yeah, she's married." -me
"What? What?" -Scott
"To Flounder."
"WHAT?!?"
Bartender rings bell, points at Booter: "DRINK!"
"Who's Jessica riding?" -Ronnie
"No! I don't masturbate. What?" -Jess
"Mmmm, my delicious specimens of cut penii." -Brock surveying his preparations for the beach cookout
"There's a difference between anus and vagina." -Christine, Brock's girlfriend
"Aaaaah! That hit my balls!" -Dean standing in the ocean
Sean shifts to reverse, removes the e-brake, turns around and starts applying gas without apparent effect.
"Is your car on, dude?" -Brock
Sean wordlessly shifts back to park, turns on the car, re-shifts and pulls out.
Glimpsing a scene selection option for Canal Chase:
"I thought that said anal chase." -Sean
"And they're RIGHT up the rectum!" -Snow
"I'm sorry, what did the boobs start doing?" -Sean
"They tittered." -Brock
Explaining why he couldn't open a bag of popcorn:
"It's covered in anthrax or something, it's ridiculous." -Sean
"You washed this, right Booter?" -Brock
(silence)
"That's f-ing disgusting."
"GAY! All of you, gay!" -Random girl to us, outside the last club of the night
"There was something else that I randomly felt tonight... oh, I'm a ridiculous person." -Booter
Listening to music performed by Brock's friend:
"What does he do this on?" -Snow
"Um... acid." -Brock
"You know, I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter." -me
"Me too." -Dean
"I was just referencing Simpsons, but congratulations."
"That'd be such a great insult: f-ing herb!" -Dean
"Bitches ain't shit!" -Booter's rallying cry at the Three of Clubs
"Yeah, Dean definitely gave your headlight a good rogering." -me
"Makes me happy." -Brock
"I almost got in a fight with the Mobil guys." -Dean
"How?" -Brock
"Well, it started after I told them to fuck themselves."
Snow on the phone with Kennelly:
"Brock can't really talk right now, he's eating popcorn... and he just whipped it out."
"Well, that's good enough." -Kennelly
"He got fucked in such a satisfying way." -Dean
"There was more fucking in Lifeteam than in any other youth organization I've ever been in." -Dean
"Even Scouts?" -Sean
And during CatchPhrase:
"Snow is a what right now?" -Jess
"WANKER!" -Dean & Booter in stereo
"A woman does this to a man." -Jess
"Blowjob!" -Dean
"My ass is also known as..." -Jess
"Anal receptacle!" -Booter
"Oh my god, he's really licking!" -Snow
"No, I was sucking it off the carpet." -Dean
"Ok, she's not bleeding. Well, calm her down and have her sit down." -Snow on the phone to Ashley after he'd been in LA and gotten five voicemails from his very drunk fiance and her friends
"Oh, yeah, my sister's bed used to do this all the time." -me while trying to fix Booter's bed when the slats fell out from under it
Talking about the upcoming Transformers live-action movie:
"Produced by Steven Spielberg."
"That's gonna be cool."
"...but directed by Michael Bay."
"Aw, shit's gonna blow up!"
"Thrust, thrust..." -Snow describing revue dancing
"Fifteen-year-old or forty-year-old?" -cups question
Snow & Matthias both pause to consider for over ten seconds
During some ill-conceived 1-on-1-on-1 cups at the end of the night:
"For the record! With my left hand! I got two!" -Booter
"So did I!" -Snow
"My cups are dancing." -me
"And then you rub it. Oh god that's awkward." -Sean
"I remember puking, I just don't know where." -Snow
"I'm gonna get out from between you two. It's like the reverse of a momma bear and her cub." -me stepping away from a full-cups challenge
"Dude, you spooged yourself." -Snow
"Screw you, my hands were wet." -me
"Crowley, I'm giving it to you!" -Booter
"It's not me you're giving it to." -me
"I just burped up vomit, but that just made me feel better." -Booter
About Caitlin Kennelly:
"You called her back, you propositioned her." -Snow
"I always proposition her." -Sean
"We could get Snow a prostitute... or we could get a bottle of wine to take home to Erin." -Brock
"Wine is, in truth, the only antidote to the bane of whiskey." -Thomas Jefferson, quoted on the wall of the store where we did wine tasting
"He more or less stalked her." -me
"Did he?" -Sean
"Well... more or less."
"Snow, you're giving me that look... that look that says Why did you bring Liz home again?" -Sean
"My water for the evening has most definitely been broken." -Brock
"How would you describe your sex life?" -Brock
"...vigorous?" -Snow
"I have no idea how this relates to you." -me to Dean
"Anal sex." -Dean
"I've been drunk every night this week except for Tuesday." -Sean
"I'm still homo... heterosexual." -Booter
"I smell Booter." -Jess
"I thought you said you got banned from Piccadilly." -Booter
"'Allo, mate! G'day! ...also Australia." -Brock
Describing why he trailed off mid-story:
"I got lost in the Journey, man..." -Snow
"Ow, that's hot!" -Jess after Dean bit her
"How could he have a clitoris? He's a boy." -Jess
"It's ok, as long as my ass is protected now. There were a lot of ass-grabbers over there." -Ronnie
"Yeah, she's married." -me
"What? What?" -Scott
"To Flounder."
"WHAT?!?"
Bartender rings bell, points at Booter: "DRINK!"
"Who's Jessica riding?" -Ronnie
"No! I don't masturbate. What?" -Jess
"Mmmm, my delicious specimens of cut penii." -Brock surveying his preparations for the beach cookout
"There's a difference between anus and vagina." -Christine, Brock's girlfriend
"Aaaaah! That hit my balls!" -Dean standing in the ocean
Sean shifts to reverse, removes the e-brake, turns around and starts applying gas without apparent effect.
"Is your car on, dude?" -Brock
Sean wordlessly shifts back to park, turns on the car, re-shifts and pulls out.
Glimpsing a scene selection option for Canal Chase:
"I thought that said anal chase." -Sean
"And they're RIGHT up the rectum!" -Snow
"I'm sorry, what did the boobs start doing?" -Sean
"They tittered." -Brock
Explaining why he couldn't open a bag of popcorn:
"It's covered in anthrax or something, it's ridiculous." -Sean
"You washed this, right Booter?" -Brock
(silence)
"That's f-ing disgusting."
"GAY! All of you, gay!" -Random girl to us, outside the last club of the night
"There was something else that I randomly felt tonight... oh, I'm a ridiculous person." -Booter
Listening to music performed by Brock's friend:
"What does he do this on?" -Snow
"Um... acid." -Brock
"You know, I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter." -me
"Me too." -Dean
"I was just referencing Simpsons, but congratulations."
"That'd be such a great insult: f-ing herb!" -Dean
"Bitches ain't shit!" -Booter's rallying cry at the Three of Clubs
"Yeah, Dean definitely gave your headlight a good rogering." -me
"Makes me happy." -Brock
"I almost got in a fight with the Mobil guys." -Dean
"How?" -Brock
"Well, it started after I told them to fuck themselves."
Snow on the phone with Kennelly:
"Brock can't really talk right now, he's eating popcorn... and he just whipped it out."
"Well, that's good enough." -Kennelly
"He got fucked in such a satisfying way." -Dean
"There was more fucking in Lifeteam than in any other youth organization I've ever been in." -Dean
"Even Scouts?" -Sean
And during CatchPhrase:
"Snow is a what right now?" -Jess
"WANKER!" -Dean & Booter in stereo
"A woman does this to a man." -Jess
"Blowjob!" -Dean
"My ass is also known as..." -Jess
"Anal receptacle!" -Booter
"Oh my god, he's really licking!" -Snow
"No, I was sucking it off the carpet." -Dean
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