"Wrestling means sex!" - New Years 05-06
"Booter, guess what's in the oven, have you heard?" -Erin
"A bun?" -Sean
Erin kicks him.
"Would you like me to open my mouth and show you what I'm eating?" -Snow
"My brother got this game called Shadow of the Hedgehog. It's pretty cool. It's like... you're a hedgehog." -Sean
"Can you make a list of what we can and cannot do with your sister?" -Sean
"Crowley, you want to help me tap this?" -Jeff
"Booter, why are you exuding fuzzies?" -Erin
"Why would you eat a big red candle?! It makes no sense!" -Erin
"I love the penii." -Erin
"It... exacerbates the situation." -Booter
"You had to think about that one, didn't you, bitch?" -Snow
"No, I had to not burp like a Mongol."
"You just head-butted my boob!" -Erin
"I had to take care of thirty chickens, fuckers." -Steph
"So the father left Emergency Chicken instructions." -Steph
"I just dropped turkey down my bra. It was delicious. It was, try it!" -Erin
"I have freakishly strong hands." -Steph
"You jumped on him, straddled..." -EPrime
"You go shower, hon. And you go shower, sis. I'm gonna stay here and fart in front of Booter." -Snow
"Danke schon." -me
"Is it strange that I thought you just said donkeyshit?" -Snow
Sean said "Snow, can I have some assistance?"
Snow heard "Snow, can I have your sister?"
"Oh, that's Booter's flabby boob. I just had turkey dribbled on me." -Erin
"Booter's magic penis won't reach across the bed!" -Erin
"I'm gonna go spoon with Booter and see if he wakes up." -Erin
"Crowley, I thought that was you snoring." -Booter
"You thought what was me snoring?" -me
"The chainsaw outside."
"Hey, twenty-nine inches. Beat it." -Booter
"Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife..." -Snow
"Doing your sister?" -me
"Screw them all." -EPrime
"Except I'm not married to my brother, cause that'd be weird." -EPrime
"Get a little head with that, Booter." -Erin
"It's hard!" -Sean
"You're pinking today." -Sean to Erins
"Stop stealing my bits!" -Snow
"Stop stealing Dick Van Dyke's bits!" -Sean
"That was the hardest tickle I ever had in my entire life." -Booter
"I wasn't tickling." -Snow
"What do you have when you have nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you have when you have nuts on your chin?" -Booter
"Chin nuts?"
"You got a dick in your mouth." -Booter
"Booter, let's cuddle!" -Erin
"Booter, don't ever bend over in front of me!" -Erin
About Rocky Horror Picture Show
"You're a virgin! They ostracize you people!" -Steph
"I hate Riley." -Steph
"Why do you hate Riley?"
"He's just such a pussy."
"Bad Booter! Suck it, suck it!" -Erin
"It won't go down!" -Sean
"Crowley, we know you're big and obstructive. Now move." -Snow
Erin helps Steph write emails to ditch work after the Buffy power-hour
"Double exclamation marks make you sound too perky." -Erin
later
"I called out sick! Fuck!" -Steph
"Get me some beer, bitches!" -Steph
"What, what? I did a candle? I would've onle done a candle once, first of all." -Erin
"You know what's annoying, is that Crowley never writes down the stupid shit HE says." -Erin
"So your brother's penis goes into her cooch." -Sean
"Oh my god." -EPrime
Sean spits a little on the table
"He just hocked on the table." -Erin
"He just loogied up your lacquer." -me
"My bottom hurts, because of the pole!" -Erin on the couch
"We got them poker chips, the least they could do is get us some whores." -Booter
"You know I hate head!" -Erin
"We're at your whim." -Booter
"Alright, bend over." -Erin
"Swooomp... that's the sound a schism makes." -Sean
Erin slaps Sean so hard in the ass that he falls down
"Ow, balls, that hurt!" -Sean
"Balls? Where?" -Snow
"On my back."
"Man, that was a hell of a slap, Erin!" -Sean
"My hand kinda hurts." -Erin
"I drank grape juice instead." -Booter
"You drank what?" -Snow
"Grape juice."
"You mean wine?"
"Oh, yeah."
"I'm straddling Booter! He's pulling me down on top of him!" -Erin
"Alright, knock it off, you're getting too close to the TV!" -Snow
"To Jeff's small penis!" -Courtney, the first toast of New Years
"Jeff, I broke our computer with a virus!" -Courtney
"Crowley, I have herpes!" -Sean
"Ew, I just got spittle in my eyeball." -Erin
"I'm dressing up like a crazy whore. It's my crazy-whore dress from college." -Courtney
"Get a shot, we'll do it on the dance floor, we'll make out. Oh, with other people." -Sean
"I want to be easy, I'm gonna drink these." -Erin
Didn't personally witness this on the way out of the party, but I couldn't leave it out
"Booter, you should leave your drink inside." -Erin
"Who are you sleeping with tonight?" -Sean
"...Jeff?"
"EXACTLY!"
Booter holds onto his drink.
"We are, we're tidy booters." -Sean
"The banana whetted my appetite, now can you bring me something else that's delicious?" -Erin
"Snow, can you come back in a minute?" -me
"Crowley, can you eat my ass?" -Snow
"Only after he eats his banana!" -Erin
"Ow, oh my god! You just shocked my ass like eight times!" -Erin
"Poor little Max has been through a lot this weekend, his little horn no longer goes up." -Erin
"Oh, and we've gotta watch Christmas Vacation." -me
"And play that... sex game." -EPrime
Playing -Battle of the Sexes-
"Oooh, I've become more effeminate, maybe that'll help." -Sean
"You told me about that game, where you could kill, marry, or fuck 'em." -Erin
"Have you heard about the guy who does that comic, but he can't draw so he uses clip art?' -Erin
"Are you talking about your husband?" -me
"This guy is really funny though."
"Oh shit, damn, balls, fuck, let's go." -Erin
"But you weren't on top of me and Jeff senior year, you were only on top of us junior year. Senior year you were on top of Erin2 and Crowley..." -Erin
"Snow, why am I about to fellate you?" -Sean
"So how do you win?" -Sean
"You fuck all the right people." -Erin
"There's no fucking!" -EPrime
"Shit!" -Erin
"We had a discussion about this, that Beverly D'Angelo is like the only older woman that people would... that people feel attracted to." -Sean
"Kill marry fuck!" -Sean
"It's so much fun!" -Erin
"They have the instructions for the actual World-Wide-Fucking? Booter, you bring out the dirty side of me." -Erin
"Why in the world would you fuck Loni Anderson?" -Erin to Snow
"I think I'd kick the shit out of her if she was my sibling." -Erin on Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz
"I thought you'd totally f--- the shit out of Bob Barker, he's so virile." -Sean
"I nailed you, Erin." -Me
"I f---ed Lillith, but that's it." -Erin
"I don't know enough about her to get behind her." -me
"I like Fran Drescher, I like her accent." -Sean
"ACCENT?" -me
"Oh, that's the meniscus." -me
"That sounds like a menorah, but dirty." -Erin
After the weekend:
"Your quotes from this year used the f-word a lot more." -Ashley
"A bun?" -Sean
Erin kicks him.
"Would you like me to open my mouth and show you what I'm eating?" -Snow
"My brother got this game called Shadow of the Hedgehog. It's pretty cool. It's like... you're a hedgehog." -Sean
"Can you make a list of what we can and cannot do with your sister?" -Sean
"Crowley, you want to help me tap this?" -Jeff
"Booter, why are you exuding fuzzies?" -Erin
"Why would you eat a big red candle?! It makes no sense!" -Erin
"I love the penii." -Erin
"It... exacerbates the situation." -Booter
"You had to think about that one, didn't you, bitch?" -Snow
"No, I had to not burp like a Mongol."
"You just head-butted my boob!" -Erin
"I had to take care of thirty chickens, fuckers." -Steph
"So the father left Emergency Chicken instructions." -Steph
"I just dropped turkey down my bra. It was delicious. It was, try it!" -Erin
"I have freakishly strong hands." -Steph
"You jumped on him, straddled..." -EPrime
"You go shower, hon. And you go shower, sis. I'm gonna stay here and fart in front of Booter." -Snow
"Danke schon." -me
"Is it strange that I thought you just said donkeyshit?" -Snow
Sean said "Snow, can I have some assistance?"
Snow heard "Snow, can I have your sister?"
"Oh, that's Booter's flabby boob. I just had turkey dribbled on me." -Erin
"Booter's magic penis won't reach across the bed!" -Erin
"I'm gonna go spoon with Booter and see if he wakes up." -Erin
"Crowley, I thought that was you snoring." -Booter
"You thought what was me snoring?" -me
"The chainsaw outside."
"Hey, twenty-nine inches. Beat it." -Booter
"Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife..." -Snow
"Doing your sister?" -me
"Screw them all." -EPrime
"Except I'm not married to my brother, cause that'd be weird." -EPrime
"Get a little head with that, Booter." -Erin
"It's hard!" -Sean
"You're pinking today." -Sean to Erins
"Stop stealing my bits!" -Snow
"Stop stealing Dick Van Dyke's bits!" -Sean
"That was the hardest tickle I ever had in my entire life." -Booter
"I wasn't tickling." -Snow
"What do you have when you have nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you have when you have nuts on your chin?" -Booter
"Chin nuts?"
"You got a dick in your mouth." -Booter
"Booter, let's cuddle!" -Erin
"Booter, don't ever bend over in front of me!" -Erin
About Rocky Horror Picture Show
"You're a virgin! They ostracize you people!" -Steph
"I hate Riley." -Steph
"Why do you hate Riley?"
"He's just such a pussy."
"Bad Booter! Suck it, suck it!" -Erin
"It won't go down!" -Sean
"Crowley, we know you're big and obstructive. Now move." -Snow
Erin helps Steph write emails to ditch work after the Buffy power-hour
"Double exclamation marks make you sound too perky." -Erin
later
"I called out sick! Fuck!" -Steph
"Get me some beer, bitches!" -Steph
"What, what? I did a candle? I would've onle done a candle once, first of all." -Erin
"You know what's annoying, is that Crowley never writes down the stupid shit HE says." -Erin
"So your brother's penis goes into her cooch." -Sean
"Oh my god." -EPrime
Sean spits a little on the table
"He just hocked on the table." -Erin
"He just loogied up your lacquer." -me
"My bottom hurts, because of the pole!" -Erin on the couch
"We got them poker chips, the least they could do is get us some whores." -Booter
"You know I hate head!" -Erin
"We're at your whim." -Booter
"Alright, bend over." -Erin
"Swooomp... that's the sound a schism makes." -Sean
Erin slaps Sean so hard in the ass that he falls down
"Ow, balls, that hurt!" -Sean
"Balls? Where?" -Snow
"On my back."
"Man, that was a hell of a slap, Erin!" -Sean
"My hand kinda hurts." -Erin
"I drank grape juice instead." -Booter
"You drank what?" -Snow
"Grape juice."
"You mean wine?"
"Oh, yeah."
"I'm straddling Booter! He's pulling me down on top of him!" -Erin
"Alright, knock it off, you're getting too close to the TV!" -Snow
"To Jeff's small penis!" -Courtney, the first toast of New Years
"Jeff, I broke our computer with a virus!" -Courtney
"Crowley, I have herpes!" -Sean
"Ew, I just got spittle in my eyeball." -Erin
"I'm dressing up like a crazy whore. It's my crazy-whore dress from college." -Courtney
"Get a shot, we'll do it on the dance floor, we'll make out. Oh, with other people." -Sean
"I want to be easy, I'm gonna drink these." -Erin
Didn't personally witness this on the way out of the party, but I couldn't leave it out
"Booter, you should leave your drink inside." -Erin
"Who are you sleeping with tonight?" -Sean
"...Jeff?"
"EXACTLY!"
Booter holds onto his drink.
"We are, we're tidy booters." -Sean
"The banana whetted my appetite, now can you bring me something else that's delicious?" -Erin
"Snow, can you come back in a minute?" -me
"Crowley, can you eat my ass?" -Snow
"Only after he eats his banana!" -Erin
"Ow, oh my god! You just shocked my ass like eight times!" -Erin
"Poor little Max has been through a lot this weekend, his little horn no longer goes up." -Erin
"Oh, and we've gotta watch Christmas Vacation." -me
"And play that... sex game." -EPrime
Playing -Battle of the Sexes-
"Oooh, I've become more effeminate, maybe that'll help." -Sean
"You told me about that game, where you could kill, marry, or fuck 'em." -Erin
"Have you heard about the guy who does that comic, but he can't draw so he uses clip art?' -Erin
"Are you talking about your husband?" -me
"This guy is really funny though."
"Oh shit, damn, balls, fuck, let's go." -Erin
"But you weren't on top of me and Jeff senior year, you were only on top of us junior year. Senior year you were on top of Erin2 and Crowley..." -Erin
"Snow, why am I about to fellate you?" -Sean
"So how do you win?" -Sean
"You fuck all the right people." -Erin
"There's no fucking!" -EPrime
"Shit!" -Erin
"We had a discussion about this, that Beverly D'Angelo is like the only older woman that people would... that people feel attracted to." -Sean
"Kill marry fuck!" -Sean
"It's so much fun!" -Erin
"They have the instructions for the actual World-Wide-Fucking? Booter, you bring out the dirty side of me." -Erin
"Why in the world would you fuck Loni Anderson?" -Erin to Snow
"I think I'd kick the shit out of her if she was my sibling." -Erin on Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz
"I thought you'd totally f--- the shit out of Bob Barker, he's so virile." -Sean
"I nailed you, Erin." -Me
"I f---ed Lillith, but that's it." -Erin
"I don't know enough about her to get behind her." -me
"I like Fran Drescher, I like her accent." -Sean
"ACCENT?" -me
"Oh, that's the meniscus." -me
"That sounds like a menorah, but dirty." -Erin
After the weekend:
"Your quotes from this year used the f-word a lot more." -Ashley